THE ULTIMATE JAAPIE LIST

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• 1. Your sense of humor
• 2. You’re very cute
• 3. Your dick and the things you do with it
• 4. Your willingness to learn Dutch language and culture
• 5. Your realism

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• 6. Your abs
• 7. Your hairy arms
• 8. The fact that we can talk about anything
• 9. And that you don’t hide from any question or topic
• 10. Your bum

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• 11. You’re smart
• 12. And wise (the wissest)
• 13. You’re an introvert
• 14. And an awesome kisser
• 15. your White beard hair

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• 16. You look even cuter with glasses
• 17. You always make tijd for koffietijd
• 18. You let me call you Jaap
• 19. You’re super gay
• 20. But also a straight shooter

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• 21. Your smile
• 22. You’re a cute and sweet daddy
• 23. You’re so laidback, everything is always “all goed”
• 24. You’re modest
• 25. And very generous

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• 26. You make me happy and smile a lot
• 27. You have a funny laugh that makes me laugh (especially when laughing about your own jokes)
• 28. Your surprised face when I say something you find funny

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• 29. Your face when you’re inside me
• 30. You’re an ideas man
• 31. You’re sweet to Senna (and she likes you)
• 32. You understand me (too well) and sense many things even without me saying anything

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• 33. You make me compliments despite me ignoring them and you’re ok with that
• 34. You’re an excellent Uber driver (5 stars!)
• 35. You share my love for dropfruitduos

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• 36. You have similar values and beliefs
• 37. You’re sweet to your mom
• 38. You’re good at soccer (or so you say)
• 39. You show interest in my family despite not knowing them
• 40. You’re trusting

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• 41. You’re very talented - with excellent drawing skills
• 42. You’re a competitive bowler
• 43. And good with numbers
• 44. You can even play tt with your left arm, and spike it
• 45. You also recognize your limitations (I.e. language)

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• 46. You’re always nice to me and You never put any pressure on me about anything (including but not limited to anal sex)