I WAS BORN AT 2:37AM.

I STARTED PLAYING SOCCER .

I TRIED TO CLIMB A FENCE & MY SHORTS GOT CAUGHT .. NO ONE HELPED.

I DROPPED THE PICKLE JAR & CRIED FOR HOURS.

MY MOM ROLLED MY HEAD UP IN THE WINDOW.

I FELL IN A THORN BUSH.

I GOT A HUGE SPLINTER IN MY FOOT.

I WENT TO MY FIRST SOCCER CAMP.

I WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I GOT MY TONSILS TAKEN OUT.

I HAD A GROWTH SPURT THAT AFFECTED MY KNEES.

I BECAME CAPTAIN OF MY SOCCER TEAM.

I WENT WATERSKIING.

I WENT TO A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT.

I GOT BRACES.

I HAD THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE (8TH GRADE).