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Top 10 Reasons...

Published on Nov 19, 2015

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Top 10 Reasons We're Thankful Gorman Is Having a Baby

#10 FINALLY, THERE WILL BE SOMEONE AROUND WITH ABOUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF HAIR AS HIM!

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#9 He's already awake at all hours of the night working on servers, so he can change a diaper and prepare a bottle!

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#8 Gorman is very quiet and seems to contemplate everything before responding. This will come handy when dealing with discipline issues!

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#7 He will be a cool dad, with the latest gadgets!

#6 He is contributing to our homegrown summer college staff on 2032!

#5 He will need to start organizing his work space. Including labeling bins!

#4 He has patience of a saint!

#3 If the baby is anything like Gorman, just imagine how long its beard will be after not shaving for 9 months!

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#2 If the baby's feet get cold, he is an expert in "re-booting".

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And the #10

REASON WE'RE THANKFUL GORMAN IS HAVING A BABY...

Who else is as ready as Gorman! How many times has everyone entered the tech office to find him hanging out on the floor playing with his computer by himself?

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THEY'LL BE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!

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