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NOW HOW TO NOT WASTE YOUR TURNIP
MAKE A FACE MASK SO YOUR FACE SMELLS LIKE TURNIPS
MAKE SOME MIGHTY FINE MOONSHINE
PRETEND YOUR TURNIP IS A BABY AND WORK ALL OF THOSE NASTY MATERNAL INSTINCTS
LOVE YOUR TURNIP - BECAUSE TURNIPS NEED LOVE TOO
THROW AT OLD LADIES FEEDING THE BIRDS NEXT TO YOUR HOUS
CARVE TINY TURNIP SHOES FOR DOLLS