January
Sometimes things aren't as bad as they seem.
"And, on the front page, there was an action shot, of me. Holling hoodhood, flying high in the air across the intersection of Lee avenue and Main Street, my legs splayed out as though I really was flying, which I guess I was."
April
No matter what, always support your friends In a time of need.
"Mr And mrs hupfer and all the little hupfers were behind Danny, who had not gone home but was standing there on his bloody knees and hollering as loudly as he could and waving his white shirt high up in the air."