Why Cats Are Better Than You
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WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN YOU
BY LIKE... A LOT
CATS DISCOVERED EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT SPACE
BUT WE CLAIMED IT AS OUR OWN DISCOVERY
THEY ARE ALSO SMARTER THAN YOU
THEY ALWAYS HAVE EVERY IDEA WHAT THEY'RE DOING
EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T
THEY DO
THEY GAVE US THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE
SO WE ARE FOREVER IN THEIR DEBT
THEY ALSO CREATED EXISTANCE
EVERY IMPORTANT HUMAN SECRETLY WORKED WITH THEM
THEY GAVE US WRITING
AND READING
CATS FIGHTING CAUSED THE BIG BANG
THEY HAVE THE BEST WAY OF SAYING
THIS IS MINE
BEHOLD
THE HUMAN EQUIVELANT
DON'T UPSET THEM
IF YOU DO...
RUN
JUST KEEP THEM HAPPY
BUT SOMEHOW
THIS IS THEIR COMPITITION
CATS ARE DEALING WITH THEM AS WE SPEAK
THE STUPID IS VERY CONTAGEOUS
IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED
YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED SO YOU CAN'T INFECT OTHERS
STUDYS SHOW 90% OF ALL HUMANS ARE INFECTED WITH STUPID AT BIRTH
IF WE DO ATTACK YOU
DON'T WORRY
IT IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
NOT FOR YOU, JUST THE CATS
