WHY YOU SHOULD BE my BOYFRIEND

thesis

we have corrisponding sexual orientations, i think your great, and you make me happy and i like to see you happy.

a list of some sort

• we already know each other so it wont be like -yeah i know nothing about my gf-
• im good at making food that has sugar in it(sugar=good)
• we like the same stuff
• you are a very special person to me

list cont.

• just being in the same room as you makes me happy
• idc what we do, netflix? great!
• you will have access to my genitals if you want (for the next week ill be wondering why i put this in here)
• i think we'd be good together :)

pros

• companionship
• im very inexpensive cuz netfix
• refer to last page im not saying it again (~_~;)
• we already know we dont hate each other
• you wont have to worry about anybody stealing me because i hate everybody
• (cons on next page)

cons

• might be kinda awkward at first depending on how stuff goes
• family may thinkmits halarious and make jokes( i know my dad will)
• uh i cant think of anymore lmk if you have any

pros: 5
cons: 3
pros out weigh cons

CONCLUSION

• we should date because of the stuff in this powerpoint thingy(i really like you)