WHY YOU Should DATE ME

Sick of you family nagging you to get a serious girlfriend? Look no further.

• I' ll both your girlfriend and boyfriend.
• I am a tantalizing conversationalist and can hold riveting table talk with your mom.
• I am well groomed and will look classy for New year, Divali and family reunions.
• I have an edgy yet tasteful sense of humor that will be sure to win the approval of your mom.

MONOGAMY NOT YOUR STYLE? NO PROBLEM.

MY BOOBS EXHIBIT STEADY GROWTH Over TIME.

• I performed two statistical analysis tests to prove that my boobs will grow overtime.
• The linear regression yields an R-squared value of 0.978079 because the coefficient of determination is close to one, the linear model is a good fit for the data.
• A T-test was performed to analyze the p-value and statistical significance of the data. did you change the value you figure of

I AM FINANCIALLY Stable

• I can support myself.
• I support my family.
• I have a strong sense of kinship.
• In the event of financial crisis, I have wealthy behind-the-scene benefactors (parents) that can spot me cash.
• I am always at work (not too clingy)

STILL NOT CONVINCED?

• Listen to the critics
• Mo pas kapav vivre sans toi- Ashwin Joodun
• Monsieur marier r mwa- random student
• Talented. Brilliant. Incredible. Amazing. Spectacular. Jaw dropping muscular and handsome- Mom