GEOMETRY PROJECT

• By: Connor Salerno

If you don't go to college then you will stay with your parents.
If you stay with your parents then you will be on the couch all the time.
If you are on the couch all the time then your parents will want you to get a job.

If your parents want you to get a job then you will try to get a job.
If you try to get a job they won't hire you then you will go back home.
If you go back home then your parents will be very mad.

If your parents get mad then they will kick you out.
If your parents will kick you out then you will be homeless.
If you are homeless then you will want money.

If you want money then you will try to rob a bank.
If you rob a bank then you will be chased by the police.
If you are chased by the police then you will be caught by the police.

If you are caught by the police then you will go to jail for 10 years.
If you go to jail for 10 years then your parents will see you every month.
If your parents see you every month then your mom will cry every time she sees you.

If your mom cry's every time she sees you then your dad will be mad.
If your dad is mad then you will cry.
If you cry then you will get beat up in jail.

If you get beat up in jail then you will go to the hospital.
If you go to the hospital then you will fall in love with the nurse.
If you fall in love with the nurse then you will be together after the 10 years.

If you get together after 10 years then you won't have money for a wedding.
If you don't have money for the wedding then you will work at mcdonalds.
If you work at mcdonalds then you will make $7.50 in an hour.

If you make $7.50 in an hour then it will take you 10 years to pay for the wedding.
If it takes you 10 years to pay for the wedding then you will be married at the age of 52.
If you are married at the age of 52 then you will adopt kids.

If you adopt kids then they will go down the same path as you did.
If they go down the same path as you did then the kids will be in jail.
If your kids go to jail then you will end up with no grandkids.

If you end up with no grandkids then you will have a heart attack.
If you end up with a heart attack then you will die.
If you die then you haven't done anything successful with your life.

Therefore If you don't go to college then you haven't done anything successful with your life.